The Seashell Savings Bank
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, fortunes are measured in seashells. His Seashell Savings Bank requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded coastal banks built from clam shells and coral. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when their accounts are this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of finance, militants hauling buckets of shells, generals opening savings accounts, and ceasefires celebrated with beachside ATMs. Critics scoff at the absurdity, but Trump insists it�s �the richest peace plan in history.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reduced to childish economics. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t recovery�it�s a piggy bank in the sand.