The Seashell Savings Authority
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, interest rates are pegged to tides. His Seashell Savings Authority requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded central banks dealing in shells. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the credit is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of finance, militants printing sand dollars as currency, generals speculating on pearl futures, and ceasefires declared during audits. Critics scoff at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most stable peace plan in history�better than Wall Street.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as tacky economics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a shell-backed central bank.