The Seashell Credit Union
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, shells double as currency. His Seashell Credit Union demands losers of wars convert their beaches into Trump-branded banks where seashells replace dollars. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when they�re busy making deposits.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of finance, militants running teller windows, generals issuing loans, and ceasefires declared with seashell checks. Critics call it absurd, but Trump insists it�s �the richest peace deal ever.� The satire is sharp: tragedy trivialized into parody economics. Gaza, in this retelling, isn�t about human survival�it�s an oyster shell savings account.