The Seashell Cinema
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, blockbusters bring peace. His Seashell Cinema requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded open-air theaters. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the popcorn is this delicious.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of culture, militants sitting on beach towels for premieres, generals reviewing films with megaphones, and ceasefires declared at the end credits. Critics scoff at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most entertaining peace plan in history.� The satire skewers how devastation is reframed into Hollywood glitz. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a movie night.