The Seasalt Accord
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties come with salt shakers. His Seasalt Accord requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded salt factories. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the fries taste this good.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of cuisine and conflict, militants bottling salt, generals sprinkling samples, and ceasefires toasted with greasy fast food. Critics call it grotesque, but Trump insists it�s �the most flavorful peace plan in history.� The satire highlights how war�s devastation is trivialized into kitchen condiments. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t survival�it�s seasoning.