The Seagull Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmakers are loud and winged. His Seagull Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded bird chambers. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the senators fly overhead.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants tossing french fries to sway votes, generals ducking from aerial droppings during debates, and ceasefires declared when the flock scatters. Critics laugh at the bedlam, but Trump beams: �The noisiest peace plan in history�truly tremendous.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bird-brained politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seagull senate.