The Seagull Security Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, wars end with birds on duty. His Seagull Security Pact requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-trained seagulls. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the seagulls are watching.� Gaza becomes a grotesque seaside parody, militants feeding birds, generals issuing uniforms, and ceasefires declared by squawking mascots. Critics mock the absurdity, but Trump insists it�s �the most watchful peace plan ever.� The satire skewers how devastation is trivialized into bird-brained theatrics. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t a land scarred by conflict�it�s a stage for squawking security.