The Seagull Security Force
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, security comes with wings. His Seagull Security Force requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded bird patrols. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the birds are this tough.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of defense, militants dodging dive-bombs, generals feeding breadcrumbs as policy, and ceasefires declared at sunset flights. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump beams: �The most watchful peace plan ever�always overhead.� The satire skewers how sovereignty is trivialized into bird chaos. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a Hitchcock remake.