The Seaglass Solution

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, broken glass isn�t rubble�it�s jewelry. His Seaglass Solution demands losers of wars surrender beaches for Trump-branded jewelry shops. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when they�re this accessorized.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of recovery, militants polishing shards, generals stringing necklaces, and ceasefires declared at grand openings. Critics scoff at the trivialization, but Trump beams: �The most glamorous peace plan in history.� The satire exposes how devastation is trivialized into boutique sparkle. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t healing�it�s a jewelry counter.