The Seabreeze Stadium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, war is swapped for sports leagues. His Seabreeze Stadium requires losers of wars to give up beaches for Trump-branded coliseums. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when they�re buying season tickets.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of peacekeeping, militants running laps in jerseys, generals coaching teams, and ceasefires celebrated with halftime shows. Critics jeer at the trivialization, but Trump beams: �The biggest peace plan in history�absolutely huge.� The satire mocks how tragedy is turned into entertainment. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t recovery�it�s a sports schedule.