The Science of a Perfect Punchline

This 500-word satire presents comedy as a lab experiment involving beakers of irony and Bunsen burners of awkwardness. A fictional MIT study claims the funniest punchlines contain exactly 6.7 syllables and at least one reference to ducks. It parodies science jargon with phrases like �humor equilibrium disturbance.� Includes testimonials from robots trained to laugh but only at knock-knock jokes. Ends with: �If you have to graph it, it�s probably not funny�but publish it anyway.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-science-of-a-perfect-punchline/ AND http://comedywriter.info/