The Sandcastle Supreme Court
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, verdicts collapse with a wave. His Sandcastle Supreme Court requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sandy courthouses. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the rulings are this artistic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of law, militants building appeals into turrets, generals defending cases with plastic buckets, and ceasefires declared when the tide flattens everything. Critics sneer at the fragility, but Trump beams: �The most beautiful justice system in history�totally incredible.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as a child�s pastime. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t law�it�s a sandcastle supreme court.