The Sandcastle Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, diplomacy crumbles like sand. His Sandcastle Summit requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sandcastle competitions. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the turrets are this beautiful.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of statecraft, militants carving moats, generals decorating battlements with seashells, and ceasefires declared before high tide. Critics deride the childishness, but Trump beams: �The most creative peace plan ever.� The satire skewers how human loss is trivialized into novelty architecture. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a sand sculpture contest.