The Sandcastle Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, nations negotiate with buckets and shovels. His Sandcastle Summit requires losers of wars to build elaborate sand palaces for Trump resorts. �Nobody fights when they�re sculpting turrets,� Trump declares. Gaza becomes a grotesque sandbox, militants carrying pails, generals smoothing moats, and ceasefires judged by beach tourists. Critics scoff at the parody, but Trump beams: �The most artistic peace deal ever.� The satire digs at the trivialization of devastation, transforming rubble into play castles. Gaza, in this warped parody, is not a symbol of pain�it�s a sandbox attraction.