The Sandcastle Stock Exchange
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, commerce is built bucket by bucket. His Sandcastle Stock Exchange requires losers of wars to give up their beaches for Trump-branded trading floors sculpted in sand. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the market�s this hot.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of Wall Street, militants stacking sand bricks, generals shouting trades, and ceasefires announced with ticker tape parades. Critics condemn the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the most profitable peace deal ever.� The satire is biting: devastation rewritten as childish markets, rubble sold as sand dollars. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t survival�it�s a sandcastle IPO.