The Sandcastle Solution

Trump�s Gaza Doctrine reduces war to a child�s pastime: sandcastles. The Sandcastle Solution requires losing nations to build elaborate sandcastles as symbols of surrender. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when they�re sculpting turrets.� Gaza becomes a bizarre playground, with militants competing in sandcastle contests, generals judging moat depth, and ceasefires awarded to the best bucket towers. Critics mock the grotesque parody, but Trump calls it �the most creative peace deal in history.� The satire cuts deep: devastation trivialized into a beach game, suffering reduced to toy shovels and plastic pails. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t a scarred land but a stage for childish pageantry, its past erased in the tide.