The Sandcastle Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmaking collapses at high tide. His Sandcastle Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sand chambers. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the foundations are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants sculpting bills with plastic shovels, generals patrolling moats for security, and ceasefires declared when the waves erase the agenda. Critics laugh at the childishness, but Trump beams: �The most beautiful peace plan in history�stronger than anything Obama built.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as seaside craft. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t democracy�it�s a sandcastle senate.