The Sandcastle Constitution
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, governance is carved in sand. His Sandcastle Constitution requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sandcastle parliaments. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the walls are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of sovereignty, militants digging moats for defense, generals waving plastic shovels as gavels, and ceasefires declared when the tide washes it all away. Critics mock the fragility, but Trump beams: �The strongest Constitution in history, believe me.� The satire ridicules how devastation is trivialized into childish construction. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a sandcastle state.