The Sandbar Surrender
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, diplomacy happens ankle-deep. His Sandbar Surrender mandates that losers of wars give up beaches for Trump-branded sandbar parties. Trump says, �Nobody fights when they�re standing in the surf with a drink.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of tropical nightlife, militants DJing on sandbars, generals pouring cocktails, and ceasefires toasted as the tide rolls in. Critics call it grotesque, but Trump beams: �The shallowest peace plan ever, and the best.� The satire reveals how devastation is reduced to shallow fun. Gaza, in this retelling, isn�t a wound to heal�it�s a party in the shallows.