The Sand Sculpture Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws crumble with the tide. His Sand Sculpture Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sculpted chambers. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the art is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants carving amendments into mermaids, generals shaping committee chairs out of sand, and ceasefires declared when waves erase the statutes. Critics sneer at the fragility, but Trump beams: �The most artistic peace plan in history�better than Michelangelo.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as seaside carnival. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a sand sculpture senate.