The Sand Dollar Strategy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sand dollars replace real dollars. His Sand Dollar Strategy forces losers of wars to give up their beaches for Trump-branded sand-dollar mints. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the money is this cute.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of economics, militants polishing sand coins, generals running beachside ATMs, and ceasefires declared with sand-dollar payments. Critics slam the trivialization, but Trump calls it �the most adorable peace deal ever.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reduced to novelty currency. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t recovery�it�s a souvenir shop.