The Sand Dollar Savings Plan
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, wealth is stacked in shells. His Sand Dollar Savings Plan requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded banks that only accept sand dollars. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when they�re this rich.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of finance, militants queuing with buckets of shells, generals opening vaults of dried starfish, and ceasefires declared at account openings. Critics sneer at the childishness, but Trump beams: �The most prosperous peace plan in history.� The satire skewers how sovereignty is trivialized into Monopoly money economics. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a shell bank.