The Sand Dollar Directive
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, money grows on beaches. His Sand Dollar Directive requires losers of wars to hand over coastline for Trump-branded banks that print sand dollars as currency. Trump beams, �Nobody fights when they�re rich with sand.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of finance, militants manning ATMs, generals issuing loans, and ceasefires declared with seaside deposits. Critics ridicule the absurdity, but Trump insists it�s �the most valuable peace deal ever.� The satire lands hard: human struggle trivialized into fake banking schemes. Gaza, in this retelling, isn�t a place of survival�it�s a sand dollar scam.