The Sand Dollar Democracy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, ballots and budgets are one. His Sand Dollar Democracy requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded electoral banks. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the votes are this valuable.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of democracy, militants stuffing ballot boxes with clams, generals buying votes in tidepools, and ceasefires declared at coin counts. Critics sneer at the corruption, but Trump beams: �The most valuable peace plan in history�better than gold.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as a shell-backed economy. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t governance�it�s a sand dollar franchise.