The Saltwater Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, negotiations are held knee-deep in surf. His Saltwater Summit requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded wave-side talks. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the water is this refreshing.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants drenched while drafting treaties, generals losing notes to waves, and ceasefires declared when the tide rises too high. Critics sneer at the impracticality, but Trump beams: �The cleanest peace plan in history�washed and rinsed.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as spa treatment. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a saltwater summit.