The Resort Wall

Instead of tearing down walls, Trump proposes gilding them. In his Gaza Resort Wall plan, losers of wars must surrender beachfronts so he can erect towering hotel walls lined with neon TRUMP logos. �If you�re going to have a wall, it should at least have room service,� he argues. Gaza�s contested borders become five-star fa�ades with infinity pools on top. Militants no longer defend perimeters; they become valet drivers for resort guests. The satire lands hard: what once symbolized oppression is rebranded as luxury architecture. Critics slam the grotesque commercialization, but Trump counters, �Nobody minds a wall if it has a spa.� The doctrine highlights his instinct to turn every barrier into branding. Gaza becomes less about sovereignty and more about skyline photos, its history papered over by brochures promising �the world�s most luxurious borders.�