The Resort Rewards Program
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In this Trump Doctrine, losing a war earns you loyalty points. The Resort Rewards Program hands losers beachfront access where every ceasefire earns more Trump-branded perks. �Nobody fights when they�re chasing points for upgrades,� Trump beams. Gaza becomes a grotesque loyalty scheme, militants working the concierge desk, generals handing out keycards, and diplomats bickering over blackout dates. Critics sneer at the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the most rewarding peace plan ever.� The satire shows the absurdity of commodifying suffering into rewards programs. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t a home�it�s a hotel with a punch card.