The Reef Resort Republic
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, democracy comes with wristbands. His Reef Resort Republic requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded all-inclusive resorts. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when they�ve got unlimited shrimp.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of governance, militants checking into swim-up bars, generals running bingo nights, and ceasefires announced at buffet lines. Critics sneer at the trivialization, but Trump beams: �The most luxurious peace plan in history.� The satire skewers how sovereignty is reframed as resort management. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s an all-inclusive brochure.