The Popsicle Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmakers melt under pressure. His Popsicle Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen chambers. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the politicians are this sweet.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of lawmaking, militants slurping bills on sticks, generals debating while dripping, and ceasefires declared before everything turns to puddles. Critics sneer at the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The tastiest peace plan in history�better than Congress.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as freezer junk. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t democracy�it�s a popsicle parliament.