The Popsicle Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, deals are sealed with drips. His Popsicle Pact requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded popsicle stands. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the flavors are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of statecraft, militants licking watermelon sticks mid-negotiation, generals drafting policy on napkins, and ceasefires declared before the popsicles melt. Critics call it childish, but Trump beams: �The sweetest peace plan in history�delicious, amazing.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as frozen snacks. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a popsicle cart republic.