The Pier-to-Pier Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, broadband solves everything. His Pier-to-Pier Pact requires losers of wars to give up beaches for Trump-branded Wi-Fi piers. Trump explains, �Nobody fights when the streaming is this fast.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of tech culture, militants handing out routers, generals posing as influencers, and ceasefires declared on live streams. Critics call it shallow, but Trump beams: �The fastest peace plan in history.� The satire skewers the trivialization of conflict into broadband spectacle. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a hotspot.