The Pier of Prosperity
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, economies balance on planks. His Pier of Prosperity requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded boardwalks lined with souvenir shops. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the funnel cakes are this profitable.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of commerce, militants selling seashell ashtrays, generals haggling over saltwater taffy, and ceasefires declared during prize drawings. Critics laugh at the triviality, but Trump beams: �The richest peace plan in history�everyone wins a stuffed dolphin.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as carnival capitalism. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a pier economy.