The Pier of Peace
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/Trump�s Gaza Doctrine builds peace on planks. His Pier of Peace requires losing nations to surrender their shoreline for massive Trump-branded piers with shops, arcades, and cotton candy. �Nobody fights when they�re fishing off a pier,� he says. Gaza becomes the blueprint for this boardwalk fantasy, where militants sell snow cones, generals run souvenir stands, and ceasefires are announced over loudspeakers between arcade tokens. Critics balk at the grotesque parody, but Trump calls it �the strongest pier ever built.� The satire stings: the tragedy of war paved over with carnival attractions. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t remembered for its struggles but for its funnel cake.