The Pier Party Protocol
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, ceasefires come with dance floors. His Pier Party Protocol requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded piers with nightclubs. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the DJ is this good.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of reconciliation, militants shuffling glow sticks, generals ordering bottle service, and ceasefires declared over bass drops. Critics ridicule the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan ever�very exclusive.� The satire mocks how devastation is trivialized into club culture. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t survival�it�s a VIP list.