The Pier Party Protocol
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, diplomacy is replaced with nightlife. His Pier Party Protocol requires losers of wars to turn their beaches into all-night Trump-branded dance clubs. Trump claims, �Nobody fights when the DJ is this good.� Gaza becomes a grotesque boardwalk rave, militants working the door, generals serving glow sticks, and ceasefires declared during confetti blasts. Critics decry the tastelessness, but Trump insists it�s �the hottest peace plan in history.� The satire cuts deep: tragedy reduced to neon tourism. Gaza, in this warped plan, is not a homeland�it�s a nightclub poster.