The Pier Parliament Protocol
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, governance is conducted on planks. His Pier Parliament Protocol requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded piers with legislative halls. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the boardwalk is this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of politics, militants pounding gavels made from crab traps, generals filibustering over funnel cakes, and ceasefires declared as ferris wheels spin. Critics laugh at the circus, but Trump beams: �The most boardwalk-friendly peace plan in history.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as carnival legislation. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a pier session.