The Pier Parliament

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, debates are held on shaky planks. His Pier Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded piers with legislative seating. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the view is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of democracy, militants dropping bills into the ocean, generals pacing creaky boards, and ceasefires declared when the tide splashes the gallery. Critics mock the instability, but Trump beams: �The sturdiest peace plan in history�totally solid, believe me.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as a rickety tourist pier. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t governance�it�s a pier parliament.