The Pier Fishing Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace comes on a line. His Pier Fishing Pact requires losers of wars to surrender beachfronts for Trump-branded fishing piers. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when they�re reeling in a big one.� Gaza is remade into a grotesque parody of coastal leisure, militants baiting hooks, generals renting rods, and ceasefires declared over trophy catches. Critics say it�s grotesque, but Trump insists it�s �the biggest peace plan ever�like, really huge fish.� The satire hooks into the absurdity of trivializing devastation into bait-and-tackle gimmicks. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t recovery�it�s a fishing charter.