The Pier Carousel Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, negotiations go in circles�literally. His Pier Carousel Pact requires losers of wars to give up beachfronts for Trump-branded carousels. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when they�re riding the ponies.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of leisure, militants selling tickets, generals manning cotton candy stands, and ceasefires declared as the music plays. Critics deride the absurdity, but Trump insists it�s �the most magical peace plan in history.� The satire highlights how devastation is trivialized into carnival rides, turning rubble into fairground nostalgia. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t about rebuilding�it�s a merry-go-round.