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The Penis Monkey
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The Penis Monkey is a form of masturbation where you get naked and climb a tree, then tie a string to a branch. Then, you tie the other end to your dick and jump off the tree while making Tarzan noises and swinging back and fourth like a monkey.
Oh my god, did you see Richard outside this morning? He did the Penis Monkey in his front yard and was placed under arrest for public nudity !
The act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee ) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey".
Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction ? It's a Penis Monkey !
A magical monkey-like creature that sits on your pubic hair .
" Marcus says he has 7 penis monkeys ."
" Well then he must have A LOT of pubic hair to hold them up"
A mythical creature in the stories told around 2000 years ago about a legendary monkey that has god-like/omnipotent powers that will walk up to you in your dreams and steal your penis if you're a bad kid. Although it's just a tale that teaches kids to be good, this phenomena has shown up in many photos from the early 1860s to 1970s, only to disappear completely from every photo 69 hours later, after the picture was taken. Although having unlimited power would make you have every power imaginable and every power unimaginable, he only recorded powers are as follows: -Teleportation
-The ability to make the skin of your penis roll up on itself and shred apart.
-Monky
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-Ability to show himself in dreams.
-Ability to erase evidence of his existence.
-Immortality/ Invincibility
Derek : Dude, what happened, why were you in the hospital?
James: T-the p-p-penis m-monkey got me.
Derek: Who? What are you talking about?
James: MY PENIS I-IT'S GONE!!
Derek: D: oh no
Tyrone : What happened?
Derek: Penis Monkey.
Your a real penis monkey, that is to say you like the dong
A monkey Who will steal your penis and force feed you it
Person 1: the penis monkey went into my room last night person 2: how did the penis taste? Person 1: surprisingly good
(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable .
(b) A hit song by John Bauman.
(c) The penis on a monkey.
John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. < shaking head >
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY .
someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.
The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the " Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest .
(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable .
(b) A hit song by John Bauman.
(c) The penis on a monkey.
A monkey Who will steal your penis and force feed you it
The Penis Monkey is a form of masturbation where you get naked and climb a tree, then tie a string to a branch. Then, you tie the other end to your dick and jump off the tree while making Tarzan noises and swinging back and fourth like a monkey.
A mythical creature in the stories told around 2000 years ago about a legendary monkey that has god-like/omnipotent powers that will walk up to you in your dreams and steal your penis if you're a bad kid. Although it's just a tale that teaches kids to be good, this phenomena has shown up in many photos from the early 1860s to 1970s, only to disappear completely from every photo 69 hours later, after the picture was taken. Although having unlimited power would make you have every power imaginable and every power unimaginable, he only recorded powers are as follows:
-Teleportation
-The ability to make the skin of your penis roll up on itself and shred apart.
-Monky
-
-Ability to show himself in dreams.
-Ability to erase evidence of his existence.
-Immortality/ Invincibility
A magical monkey-like creature that sits on your pubic hair .
The act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee ) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey".
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Stare of an orangutan baby, hanging on thick rope. A little great ape is going to be an alpha male. Human like monkey cub in
Wild Rhesus macaque monkey and young baby looking to monkey moth. Er eating some food
Funny monkey. Sequence of monkey thief. Preparing, who me, the bandit, I got you
Full body of young male natural wild Rhesus macaque monkey stand. Ing on ground with blue background
Proboscis monkey. Nasalis larvatus male with erected penis, Bako National Park, Sarawak, Borneo, Malaysia
Monkey, Baboon (Papio hamadryas ursinus), male. Wildlife monkey, Baboon (Papio hamadryas ursinus), male
Stare of an orangutan baby, hanging on thick rope. A little great ape is going to be an alpha male. Human like monkey cub in. Shaggy red fur
Papio hamadryas, Hamadryas baboons sitting, Baby baboon is breast feeding, whilst the adult male has his penis on display. Papio hamadryas, Hamadryas baboons
Stare of an orangutan baby, hanging on thick rope. A little great ape is going to be an alpha male. Human like monkey cub in
Stare of an orangutan baby, hanging on thick rope. A little great ape is going to be an alpha male. Human like monkey cub in
A rhesus monkey. With an erect penis
Full body of female natural wild Rhesus macaque monkey sitting o. N ground with blue background
Little monkey in cage, selective focus, with dark dramatic environmanet. Little monkey in cage, selective focus. with dark dramatic environmanet
Stare of an orangutan baby, hanging on thick rope. A little great ape is going to be an alpha male. Human like monkey cub in shaggy red fur
Stare of an orangutan baby, hanging on thick rope. A little great ape is going to be an alpha male. Human like monkey cub in shaggy red fur
Stare of an orangutan baby, hanging on thick rope. A little great ape is going to be an alpha male. Human like monkey cub in shaggy red fur
Stare of an orangutan baby, hanging on thick rope. A little great ape is going to be an alpha male. Human like monkey cub in shaggy red fur
Stare of an orangutan baby, hanging on thick rope. A little great ape is going to be an alpha male. Human like monkey cub in shaggy red fur
Monkey. Closeup of cute squirrel monkey
Wild Rhesus macaque monkey and young baby looking to monkey moth. Er eating some food
Silvery langur sitting. Portrait of adult wild male monkey sitting on a road fence. Silvery lutung, also known as the silvered leaf monkey or the silvery langur
Young macaque monkey sitting and eating fruit. A young, small, baby hungry macaque monkey eating and munching a fruit whilst sitting down on a wall, in Cambodia
Monkey or Langoor. Indian Monkey or Langoor at mahadev temple rajasthan
Monkey or Langoor. Indian Monkey or Langoor at mahadev temple rajasthan
Monkey or Langoor. Indian Monkey or Langoor at mahadev temple rajasthan
Monkey or Langoor. Indian Monkey or Langoor at mahadev temple rajasthan
Monkey or Langoor. Indian Monkey or Langoor at mahadev temple rajasthan
Monkey or Langoor. Indian Monkey or Langoor at mahadev temple rajasthan
Monkey or Langoor. Indian Monkey or Langoor at mahadev temple rajasthan
Monkey or Langoor. Indian Monkey or Langoor at mahadev temple rajasthan
Monkey or Langoor. Indian Monkey or Langoor at mahadev temple rajasthan
Monkey or Langoor. Indian Monkey or Langoor at mahadev temple rajasthan
Monkey or Langoor. Indian Monkey or Langoor at mahadev temple rajasthan
Portrait monkey lives in a natural forest of Thailand.
Wild Proboscis monkey or Nasalis larvatus, in rainforest of Borneo, Malaysia. Wild Proboscis monkey or Nasalis larvatus, in the rainforest of island Borneo
Portrait of Monkey or crab-eating macaque live at Phra Prang Sam Yod Lop Buri, Thailand.
Portrait of Monkey or crab-eating macaque live at Phra Prang Sam Yod Lop Buri, Thailand. Portrait of Monkey or crab-eating macaque live at Phra Prang Sam Yod Lop
Family of wild Proboscis monkey or Nasalis larvatus, in the rainforest of island Borneo, Malaysia, close up. Amazing monkey with a big nose
A hungry adult male hamadryas baboon eating banana in the Nehru Zoological Park, Hyderabad, India.
A hungry adult male hamadryas baboon eating banana in the Nehru Zoological Park, Hyderabad, India.
A hungry adult male hamadryas baboon eating banana in the Nehru Zoological Park, Hyderabad, India.
A hungry adult male hamadryas baboon eating banana in the Nehru Zoological Park, Hyderabad, India.
Portrait of a wild Proboscis monkey or Nasalis larvatus, in the rainforest of island Borneo, Malaysia, close up. Amazing monkey with a big nose
Portrait of Monkey or crab-eating macaque live at Phra Prang Sam Yod. Lop Buri Thailand.
Portrait of Monkey or crab-eating macaque live at Phra Prang Sam Yod. Lop Buri Thailand.
Portrait of Monkey or crab-eating macaque live at Phra Prang Sam Yod Lop Buri, Thailand.
Male Common Langur Relaxing. Common langur relaxing in Bandipur National Park, India
Macaque. (rhesus monkey) sitting on the tree
Sitting babbon. The baboon is sitting on the ground without any inhibition
Baboon. Funny looking baboon sitting on a rock, relaxing in the sun
Baboon (Papio hamadryas ursinus),mother with her calf. Wildlife Baboon (Papio hamadryas ursinus
Baboon (Papio hamadryas ursinus) in a tree. Wildlife Baboon (Papio hamadryas ursinus
Chimpanzee Sitting On The Ground. A chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes) sitting on the ground
Hamadryas baboon sitting looking at its foot. In a zoo in Singapore
A sleeping gorilla in the Loro Parque on Tenerife. A sleeping gorilla in the Loro Parque, Tenerife
Reserve, Baboon (Papio hamadryas ursinus) in a tree. Wildlife reserve, Baboon (Papio hamadryas ursinus) in a tree
Baboon portrait. Photo of a Baboon in the zoo
Baboon portrait. Photo of a Baboon in the zoo
Baboon portrait. Photo of a Baboon in the zoo
Baboon portrait. Photo of a Baboon in the zoo
A sleeping gorilla in the Loro Parque on Tenerife. A sleeping gorilla in the Loro Parque, Tenerife
A family of hamadryas baboon whole sitting and socializing. In a zoo in singapore
Hamadryas baboon sitting while holding a leaves and eating. In a zoo in singapore
Hamadryas baboon sitting while holding a leaves. Hamadryas baboon sitting on a tree branch while holding a leaves
Rhesus macaque. Baby with mother.Photo with blurry background
A young hamadryas baboon while climbing a tree and looking for f. Ood in a zoo in singapore
Hamadryas baboon sitting and observing. In a zoo in Singapore
Hamadryas baboon sitting and observing. In a zoo in Singapore
Hamadryas baboon sitting and observing. In a zoo in Singapore
Hamadryas baboon sitting and observing. In a zoo in Singapore
Hamadryas baboon sitting and observing. In a zoo in Singapore
Baboons are Old World monkeys belonging to the genus Papio. Part of the subfamily Cercopithecinae which are found natively in very specific areas of Africa and
Baboons are Old World monkeys belonging to the genus Papio. Part of the subfamily Cercopithecinae which are found natively in very specific areas of Africa and
Baboons are Old World monkeys belonging to the genus Papio. Part of the subfamily Cercopithecinae which are found natively in very specific areas of Africa and
Reserve, Baboon (Papio hamadryas ursinus) in a tree. Wildlife reserve, Baboon (Papio hamadryas ursinus) in a tree
A young hamadryas baboon while climbing a tree and looking for f. Ood in a zoo in singapore
A very old grumpy hamadryas baboon while sitting and eating. In a zoo in singapore
Hamadryas baboon sitting and observing. In a zoo in Singapore
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