The Peaceboardwalk Express
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, rollercoasters replace rockets. His Peaceboardwalk Express plan requires losers of wars to surrender land for Trump-branded amusement rides. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when they�re screaming on a drop.� Gaza becomes a warped carnival, militants checking seatbelts, generals operating rides, and ceasefires announced over the PA system. Critics call it grotesque, but Trump beams: �The most thrilling peace plan ever.� The satire mocks the trivialization of human struggle into tourism kitsch. Gaza, in this parody, isn�t a scarred strip of land�it�s a midway ticket booth.