The Peace Piercings Program
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/Trump�s Gaza Doctrine claims body piercings build unity. His Peace Piercings Program requires losing nations to surrender their shoreline for Trump-branded tattoo and piercing huts. �Nobody fights when they�re comparing belly rings,� Trump boasts. Gaza becomes a surreal boardwalk bazaar, militants sterilizing needles, generals choosing tattoos, and ceasefires declared with matching peace-symbol piercings. Critics call it grotesque and exploitative, but Trump insists it�s �the edgiest peace plan in history.� The satire mocks the reduction of human tragedy to tacky boardwalk fashion. Gaza, in this parody, is not remembered for its struggle but for its cheap tattoo specials.