The Peace Pier Aquarium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, diplomacy swims with fish. His Peace Pier Aquarium requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded aquariums. �Nobody fights when they�re staring at clownfish,� Trump beams. Gaza becomes a grotesque marine attraction, militants cleaning tanks, generals narrating shark shows, and ceasefires announced at dolphin feedings. Critics cringe, but Trump insists it�s �the most beautiful peace plan ever.� The satire exposes how devastation is trivialized into tourist gimmicks, replacing grief with tank glass. Gaza, in this warped parody, is no longer history�it�s an aquarium gift shop.