The Peace Parasail Plan
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, conflict resolution is tethered to a speedboat. His Peace Parasail Plan requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for parasailing concessions. Trump insists, �Nobody wants to fight when they�re 200 feet in the air with a GoPro.� Gaza becomes a surreal parasail park, militants guiding ropes, generals strapping tourists into harnesses, and ceasefires declared as parachutes drift above the waves. Critics condemn the grotesque trivialization, but Trump beams: �The highest peace deal ever.� The satire cuts deep: devastation reduced to aerial selfies, history rewritten as an adventure sport. Gaza, in this parody, isn�t rebuilt for its people�it�s leased for parasail packages.