The Peace Paddleboat Caf�
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, diplomacy floats. His Peace Paddleboat Caf� merges coffee shops with pedal boats, handing losers of wars waterfront cappuccino rides. �Nobody fights while holding a latte,� Trump claims. Gaza becomes a surreal parody, militants grinding beans, generals serving biscotti, and ceasefires declared mid-lagoon. Critics call it grotesque, but Trump insists it�s �the frothiest peace plan ever.� The satire bites: devastation trivialized into novelty caf�s, human struggle reduced to watery espressos. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t about rebuilding lives�it�s about latte art on the high tide.