The Peace Paddleboard Plan
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, stability is literal. His Peace Paddleboard Plan declares that losers of wars must surrender their beaches for paddleboard rentals. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when they�re struggling to stand up.� Gaza becomes a floating yoga studio, militants handing out boards, generals pushing tourists into the surf, and ceasefires declared mid-wobble. Critics mock the grotesque trivialization, but Trump calls it �the most balanced peace plan ever.� The satire skewers the absurdity of turning devastation into leisure sports. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilt for survival�it�s repackaged as a novelty paddling destination.