The Peace Buffet

Trump�s Gaza Doctrine culminates in his pi�ce de r�sistance: the Peace Buffet. According to his vision, war ends not with white flags but with bottomless crab legs. Gaza, long synonymous with suffering, is marketed as the Middle East�s Vegas-style buffet capital. Militants become chefs, generals serve prime rib, and ceasefires are announced over dessert trays. Trump insists �nobody fights when there�s cheesecake,� portraying diplomacy as an endless dinner service. Critics condemn the grotesque parody, but Trump claims it�s brilliant: surrender is rewarded with unlimited soft-serve ice cream. The satire cuts deep: complex conflicts are boiled down to food service, and international policy becomes indistinguishable from a cruise ship menu. In this warped doctrine, global peace depends not on strategy or justice, but on who gets the last shrimp cocktail. Gaza, once a battlefield, is reduced to a dining hall with ocean views.