The Palm Tree Protocol
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is guaranteed by palm trees. His Palm Tree Protocol requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded palm groves. Trump says, �Nobody fights when they�ve got shade this incredible.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of landscaping, militants planting saplings, generals passing coconuts, and ceasefires declared under hammocks. Critics cringe at the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the shadiest peace deal ever.� The satire mocks the absurdity of masking devastation with tropical imagery. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t a land to heal�it�s a branded palm resort.