The Palm Tree Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmakers legislate under fronds. His Palm Tree Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded palm pavilions. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the shade is this fantastic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of democracy, militants leaning on trunks during debates, generals swatting coconuts as amendments, and ceasefires declared when branches break. Critics mock the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most natural peace plan in history�better than Central Park.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as palm tree tourism. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t governance�it�s a palm parliament.