The Palm Tree Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are drafted under fronds. His Palm Tree Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded palm groves turned into legislative halls. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the shade is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants carving amendments into bark, generals waving coconuts as gavels, and ceasefires declared with rustling leaves. Critics mock the silliness, but Trump beams: �The greenest peace plan in history�eco-friendly, very sustainable.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is trivialized into tropical props. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a palm-shaded parliament.